09 October 2014

Why short men make better husbands? Pfui...

There is a long essay on the subject on BBC. You shall see there a lot of highfalutin ruminations. I even suspect that in a year or two one of these British universities somewhere in the boonies will produce a doctoral thesis on the subject, after dissection of a few hundred laboratory rats and/or monkeys and a huge investment in modern machines (that go "ping!", of course).

To prevent this dreadful possibility, I, as a typical specimen of the short people, can tell you: we are better husbands because our field of vision is much smaller than that of the tall, blond, blue-eyed, muscular and generally inferior characters that get all... whatever, you understand the point now. So there.

And, since machines that go "ping" were mentioned, enjoy this: