30 March 2010

Baby Assad finds his real calling!

Well, mazel tov to Baby Assad, he is quite advanced in years to get somewhere, and finally he's done it!

Syria and Libya teamed up Sunday to pressure Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas to quit peace talks with Israel and return to violence, delegates to an Arab leadership summit said.
So, according to this news, Baby Assad is now a consultant. Good for him. As for you, whether you know this parable already or not, here it goes again:
This guy was receiving a lot of complaints from his neighbors, because his brassy tomcat was screaming and fighting all night, kicking over garbage cans and jumping all the female cats who happened by. The guy admired his cat , but the complaints and the threats were becoming too much for him. So one day he took the tomcat to a vet and had him neutered. Of course, the tomcat became relaxed, housebound and generally apathetic and sad.

One evening the guy sees his ex-tomcat cleaning himself, grooming his hair, whiskers and whatnot, clearly preparing for an outing.

"Where are you going", asks the man, "After all you don't have anything of import to do outside in your condition?"

"I am a consultant now", the cat proudly announces.
So, it appears that this old post was quite on the mark. Oh, and the same goes for the older one, the great colonel, he of many names...

And happy Passover, everyone!

Cross-posted on Yourish.com


jams o donnell said...

As the Rev Spooner would have said what a cupid stunt....

Sergio said...

Outstanding! :)

Louise said...

What's this finger and thumb thing?  The size of his dick?

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yes, but he doesn't call it "dick". He calls it "Mini-Me".