No, that's too much. Really.

Every vow is taken only to be broken sooner or later, and this will break the strongest will:

Beckham presented as an AC Milan player

Come on, folks, really. I mean, you can present me as a new hope of Brazil for the next Mondial as well.

Nah... I better forgo the rest of the stuff I could say on the subject.

Its' gonna rain tonight, they promise...