Mr Van Jones, who caused a blink on Simply Jews radar, surfaces again, this time throwing his unqualified support behind the Rights for Mother Nature. Since the Internet is choke-full of right wing responses, lead by this Fox article, I wasn't even able to find another point of view on the issue.
In short, Bolivia (don't say that good things don't come from Bolivia, please, I can name at least one other high quality thing), "will this month table a draft United Nations treaty giving "Mother Earth" the same rights as humans — having just passed a domestic law that does the same for bugs, trees and all other natural things in the South American country."
It's yet unclear to me how it will work in reality: e.g. will every bug, tree "and all other natural things" have legal representation? And how about some "natural things" that I, personally, try to kill on sight (sometimes using WMDs), such as roaches, ants etc? And, of course, as some incorrigible right-wingers ask, could we sue Mother Nature back for mayhem it causes from time to time?
Questions, questions. But meanwhile, being excited and inspired by the idea, I declare my personal decision on the subject, which applies only to my own self, of course. I, the undersigned, thereby recognize the rights of Mother Nature (MN further in this document) and various representatives of MN, such as (but not limited to) bugs, invertebrates, lizards, snakes, birds, flowers, bees, stones etc. As far as I am concerned, each and every such specimen is entitled to be represented by an attorney and has the right to remain silent while negotiations on the correct procedure for his/her/its introduction to my digestive tract are in progress.
There is only one non-negotiable stipulation: I am not going to participate in a dialog with any specimen of MN and its lawyer when accompanied by one of the restaurant violinists, origins of which I am unable to define here due to restrictions imposed by the rules of PC speech.
So there.
27 April 2011
Van Jones, Mother Nature and... well, I
26 April 2011
Disraeli, move over, Bibi is coming. And more about some women.
As they say, behind every successful man there is a clever woman. While "successful" would be stretching the reality a bit, Bibi is our PM, there is no denying it. However, Dr. Orit Galili, Bibi's adviser, surely exaggerated somewhat saying:
Benjamin and Sara Netanyahu were like Benjamin and Mary Anne Disraeli, noting that the 19th-century British prime minister’s wife helped him edit his books and speeches.Bibi surely is not Disraeli and I doubt he will ever qualify for such comparison. But I guess, being Bibi's adviser, Ms Galili, just as Bibi's spouse, would like to be a part of something great. Well, duh...
As an aside: I personally don't have any problems with Sara helping out her hubby with some speeches. Anything is better than seeing and hearing Bibi pathetically repeating his "we'll bring the supertanker to solve [substitute here the current problem]" or supporting his vaporous ideas by intricate hand movements. Please be more involved, Sara, it may do some good yet, who knows?
On the other hand, being Bibi's adviser should, I guess, go together with some highly developed sense of discretion. After all, the fact that Sara is doing some of Bibi's homework was supposed to be one of the better kept state secrets:
“It was astounding. Ms. Galili came and ruined a strategy we used for years,” one close Netanyahu associate told Haaretz. “What are we going to do now, say that we lied every time we said she doesn’t intervene?”Off hand, I would say yes: when you are caught with your pants down, you can blame the manufacturer of your suspenders (or your belt), but your pants are still down, so...
So, four clever women involved in that single story: Ms Disraeli, Ms Netanyahu, Ms Galili and Ms Mualem, who penned this Haaretz article. Good.
And now to something completely different: Aussie Dave, aka Israellycool, has written about Lauren Booth’s Latest Libel. While this post shows Ms Booth for what she is indeed, Dave has omitted one major characteristic of Ms Booth, namely her stupidity. It is not that she doesn't fit these other characteristics in Dave's post, but stupidity is really a great part of her journalistic (at least) body of work. I sometimes wonder whether the famous "Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence" attributed to Napoleon, shouldn't apply to the lady in question. Of course, it's not that Ms Booth lacks malice, far from being so, but her incompetence (or, better, imbecility) is staggering (another reminder).
Much as I hate to say it: yes, she is a blonde under her recently acquired new garb...
I should clarify here: Lauren Booth wasn't the first to accuse the accursed Zionists of Arrigoni and Mer murders. She, however, was the most verbose and the most vituperative of the celebs on the Zionist case in this matter. Of course, she is considered a kind of celeb only due to her brother in law, but still...
And what do you know: Ms Booth is not alone out there in the stupid celebs ecological niche. Here comes one Inge Höger, German MP of something called "Left party":
The Left party by itself is worth a gander, but apparently Ms Höger is somewhat exceptional even in that team. This time she wasn't very inventive, adopting some quotes from Ms Booth's body of work:
The question one must pose is: Who profits from this terrible crime? First of all, now two of the activists most ‘dangerous’ for Israel, because they were the most engaged, wellknown and noted, are eliminated. The murders of Vittorio and Juliano could also be a means of dealing a serious blow to the international solidarity movement – especially given the upcoming second flotilla and the fact that international activists still won’t let themselves be prevented from going to Palestine.Not very original, what after all the links above, but being a political figure, she doesn't have to be. As for German daily Die Welt calling Höger a “flawless anti-Semite”: I really wouldn't know, it may be going one step too far. Besides, isn't “flawless anti-Semite” an oxymoron? Like "flawless pimple" or "beautiful turd"?
You tell me. In conclusion: we have four women in the first part of this story and two in the second. I shall stick with the first group, not that there is a choice... oh well.
Let Israel come and take Syria
Let the Jews come – anything is better than Bashar Assad.I don't know. Maybe we should at that. On the other hand... nah, forget it...
25 April 2011
Caterpillars' Conga line
Shot recently (unfortunately by a PDA) while walking in a forest (click to embiggen).
23 April 2011
Royal wedding guest list
Revealed, and I am not there.
On the other hand, David Beckham is in, so no way I would go anyhow. Nah...
Findalis aka Katie Norcross needs your help
Katie, who blogs at Monkey in the Middle, is in trouble. Do what you can.
Easter eggs? Spring spheres? Nope, spring balls.
This is a smasher, really:
"I went to the teacher to get her approval and she wanted to ask the administration to see if it was okay," Jessica explained. "She said that I could do it as long as I called this treat 'spring spheres.' I couldn't call them Easter eggs."In reality no one was fooled:
"When I took them out of the bag, the teacher said, 'Oh look, spring spheres' and all the kids were like 'Wow, Easter eggs.' So they knew," Jessica said.And the reason is clear: how many third graders will grok the word "sphere"?
I propose "spring balls". It matches the tireless spirit of Political Correctness and its results, and hopefully it wouldn't be considered a (hidden) manifestation of male chauvinism.
And don't let me go on - about the Easter Bunny and its PC name...
22 April 2011
Qaradawi, coma and singing women
According to the "Department of Monitoring" of Kavkaz Center (the Chechen terror wing mouthpiece), "Qaradawi has lapsed into a coma and there are no signs of improvement in his health condition".
The event caused Kavkaz Center some hardly hidden satisfaction, judging by the article. One of the reasons:
It is to be noted that in recently, Qaradawi issued fatwas, one after another, that clearly contradict the Sharia. Thus, a Qaradawi's fatwa on permissibility of women's singing caused a wave of denials and disturbances among the scholars of the Al-Azhar University, because the scholars agreed that a woman can sing only in the presence of other women or men who are her mahrams.Oh well, I guess that the coma of good Dr Sheykh Yusuf al-Qardawi isn't so recent then. Otherwise he wouldn't contradict...
Let's wait for more fatwas then.
The Council Has Spoken!!
Here are this week’s full results:
Council Winners
- *First place with 4 votes! Joshuapundit–-The Real Battle In The Middle East: Syria
- Second place *t* with 1 1/3 votes – New Zeal-Is George Soros A Communist Agent?
- Second place *t* with 1 1/3 votes – GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD-Syria Delirious
- Second place *t* with 1 1/3 votes – Simply Jews-Pastor Sizer: crossing the red line of anti-Israeli discourse
- Third place with 1 vote – Bookworm Room – Who can you trust? Or how one Leftist may be breaking free of the Goebbels’ school of Leftist lying
- Fourth place *t* with 2/3 vote – The Colossus of Rhodey – Late Credit
- Fourth place *t* with 2/3 vote – The Noisy Room – Tea Time in Wisconsin
- Fourth place *t* with 2/3 vote – The Glittering Eye – Deluged With Budgets, Overwhelmed With Questions
- Fourth place *t* with 2/3 vote – The Political Commentator – President Obama, the budget/deficit battle and the 2012 presidential elections
- Fifth place with 1/3 vote – Right Truth – How Are These Wars Working Out For Us?
Non-Council Winners
- First place with 2 votes! – Zombie/Pajamas Media- Tea Party vs. US Uncut: A San Francisco Tax Day Showdown submitted byBookworm Room
- Second place with 1 2/3 votes – American Thinker/ C. Edmund Wright – Third Party? Read the Fine Print First submitted by Rhymes With Right
- Third place with 1 1/3 vote -JR Nyquist.Com – Say “Goodbye” to the Dollar submitted by New Zeal
- Fourth place *t* with 1 vote -Sarah Palin – Video and Transcript of the Tax Day Tea Party Speech in Madison, Wisconsin submitted by Joshuapundit
- Fourth place *t* with 1 vote -Pundita – Do Sarkozy’s actions toward Libya relate to the day the world changed? Pundita turns to the spirit world for an answer submitted by The Glittering Eye
- Fourth place *t* with 1 vote -Keith Hennissee – Understanding The S&P Report submitted by VA Right
- Fourth place *t* with 1 vote -Roger’s Rules/Pajamas Media – Why It’s OK for the U.S. Govt. to Burn Bibles But Condemn Burning the Koran submitted by The Political Commentator
- Fifth place *t* with 2/3 vote -Wings Over Iraq – Churchill, Strategy, and Positive Thinking submitted by GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD
- Fifth place *t* with 2/3 vote -WSJ Ideas Market – Twin Lessons: Have More Kids. Pay Less Attention to Them submitted by The Colossus Of Rhodey
- Fifth place *t* with 2/3 vote -Jihad Watch – Muslims protest Tennessee anti-terror legislation submitted by The Watcher
- Fifth place *t* with 2/3 vote -Christian Hate? – Men are a waste of space, and the BBC has the stats to prove it submitted by Simply Jews
- Sixth place *t* with 1/3 vote -Aish.Com – Israel: Defying The Odds submitted by The Watcher
21 April 2011
Helen Thomas - in and out of focus
It will be only human to understand this:
According to a statement by the "Move Over AIPAC" campaign, Thomas was invited to speak at the event, scheduled to take place in Washington D.C. during AIPAC's annual conference in May, but withdrew her participation fearing she will become the focus of the events.Here is an example of the lady being in the focus:
And here is a rather unfocused version:
Capisce?
20 April 2011
Now we are millionaires too
In fact, it has happened yesterday.
The visitor read the post A question of color. Unfortunately, he/she didn't contribute an opinion on the main question of that post. So it remains unresolved.
No matter. Being a visitor # 1,000,000 is what counts. At least on this here microblog. So, dear visitor from sunny Chula Vista: as a free gift (yep, I shall use this too, if all mass media see it fit), you get access to the Simply Jews blog for the next 12 months gratis*.
(*) Local taxes may apply where appropriate.
Marrickville Council wakes up to smell... no, not the coffee
Some time ago I have posted that one on the subject of Sydney (Australia) neighborhood where its local council, led by Australian Greens, made a point of managing international affairs.
Thanks to colleague Elder of Ziyon, it appears now that the ungrateful population of Marrickville decided that it (the population) had enough of politicking and wasting their money.
The Greens lost to Labor by fewer than 700 votes, in a seat they were favourites to snare. The backlash was quite a shock to the Greens, whose extremist ideological baggage is at last costing them votes.Now Greens should give some thought to their future. Maybe they should return to saving the whales, reducing the use of detergents and devising a solution for all these farting sheep and cows that destroy the ozone layer...



