Down with Sitzpinklers! A man must do what a man must do!

A small but significant victory for true multiculturalism:

A court in Germany has ruled in favour of a man's right to urinate while standing up after his landlord demanded money for damage to the bathroom floor.

Of course, this is only a single battle in the war, judging by this clarifying statement:

But the Duesseldorf judge ruled that the man's method was within cultural norms, saying "urinating standing up is still common practice".

I believe you've noticed that ominous "still" in the quote. No, the war is not won yet.

STAND WITH US!