30 May 2013

$10 million for Nasrallah's head?

According to the Elder:

Assabeel and other Arabic media are reporting that a wealthy Saudi businessman has offered $10 million to anyone who killed Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah.
I don't know. A head in this condition, after 7 years in a bunker... the man is certainly not going to get anything close to $10M.

Just saying.

8 comments:

SnoopyTheGoon said...

They should barter. For example:


- Nasrallah's head for Khaled Mashal's head

- Assad's head for Ahmadinejad's head
- Erdogan's head for Abbas's head.


This approach would ensure that each party is getting good value while saving these gentlemen lots of dosh in the long run.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

$10 million? I'll give $.25 per pound. Cash on the barrel!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Now that's a smart use of money, if I may say so, and I may.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

It could work. But it should start somewhere, with the first head becoming available, if you see my point.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Dog food prices? Hm... could be a fair deal, I say.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Still, overpaying may cause inflation in that specific market.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

I agree with Dick, this is about the smartest use of oil money I can remember. $10 million sounds about right. Hope they have some of Nasrallah's DNA in order to rule out fakes. I wonder how much Assad's head would cost?

PS: Beheading people not only happens in the Muslim world. It happens in Latin America as well. Recently I had the distinct displeasure of thumbing through a book on the Mexican drug cartels that was full of graphic photos of the cartels' many victims. Beheading was a favorite form of murder for the cartels.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Er... I still suspect that it's overpaying, but if you are cool with this amount, OK, I shall offer you some suitable head soon ;-)