07 February 2012

Roseanne Barr for Israeli PM and for POTUS?

That's according to Ha'aretz and other sources. Here is why, from the horse's mouth:
There’s no way for those two countries to act independently. Quite bluntly I’m running to save them from corrupt males before they get the places blown up. As a Jew that’s what I owe my people, to save them with Tikkun Olam by bringing communities of women into politics and religion.
Laugh all you want, but I suspect that it's up to Roseanne to fulfill the prophecy of the Elders and to complete openly what has been already accomplished covertly, e.g. takeover of this planet. Corrupt males could shake in their britches.

This dual approach, I suspect, is only a part of Roseanne's destiny. Since childhood, she has mastered the duality in a way that no one ever had, if Wiki is to be believed:
The granddaughter of immigrants from Europe and Russia, Barr was the oldest of four children in a working-class Jewish Salt Lake City family who were also active in the LDS Church.
Now you may have noticed that Roseanne is taking up these two jobs "as a Jew" (or "AssaJew" as the Elders' preference goes).

You must notice also that "At 16, Barr was hit by a car that left her with a traumatic brain injury. Her behavior changed so radically that she was institutionalized for eight months at Utah State Hospital." The accident has definitely contributed to Roseanne's multitasking abilities.

And if she, AssaJew, is going to do both POTUS and Israeli PM jobs, I shudder at the thought what she may accomplish as a Mormon, in addition to the two above mentioned posts...

As you should too.


KatieNorcross said...

I know the Israeli people are not stupid enough to elect this "woman" to dog catcher.  So she loses there.

As for the American people.  They were stupid enough to elect Obama to the Presidency, she has a great chance to be elected.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

 I am sorry, Katie. If you choose Roseanne, we'll just have to follow...