29 July 2010

Paul the Octopus answers Mahmoud the Mad

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad [aka Mahmoud the Mad] said:

Paul the Octopus, the sea creature that correctly predicted the outcome of World Cup games in South Africa, is a symbol of all that is wrong with the western world.

During a speech he delivered in Tehran over the weekend, Ahmadinejad said the octopus is a symbol of decadence and decay among "his enemies", and accused the octopus of spreading "western propaganda and superstition."
It appears that after his smashing success with the last Mondial, Paul was trained to use Ouija board. When the derogatory remark by Mahmoud the Mad was conveyed to Paul, it took the latter less then 3 hours to produce this response:
Lassen Sie ihn leck mich am Arsch!
Followed immediately (in one and a half hours) by:
Ich meine "tuches",
showing Paul's multilingual ability.

Upon completion of this task, Paul demanded a triple ration of fish and, thus fortified, embarked on compilation of a report which, after cleansing of multiple expletives, was immediately forwarded to CIA and another unnamed intelligence agency.

New developments rumored imminent.