29 July 2010

Paul the Octopus answers Mahmoud the Mad

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad [aka Mahmoud the Mad] said:

Paul the Octopus, the sea creature that correctly predicted the outcome of World Cup games in South Africa, is a symbol of all that is wrong with the western world.

During a speech he delivered in Tehran over the weekend, Ahmadinejad said the octopus is a symbol of decadence and decay among "his enemies", and accused the octopus of spreading "western propaganda and superstition."
It appears that after his smashing success with the last Mondial, Paul was trained to use Ouija board. When the derogatory remark by Mahmoud the Mad was conveyed to Paul, it took the latter less then 3 hours to produce this response:
Lassen Sie ihn leck mich am Arsch!
Followed immediately (in one and a half hours) by:
Ich meine "tuches",
showing Paul's multilingual ability.

Upon completion of this task, Paul demanded a triple ration of fish and, thus fortified, embarked on compilation of a report which, after cleansing of multiple expletives, was immediately forwarded to CIA and another unnamed intelligence agency.

New developments rumored imminent.


Stinky said...

Can't wait to read Paul's report on WikiLeaks!

jams o donnell said...

Shame that Tehran is not near the sea. Is theis a job for the Elders' Parachute Kraken team?

Anonymous said...

I am reading something exciting !

It has really interested me !
Zionist's imagination is limited !

Their practical solution to everything is to censor or to kill !
They act like Mullahs !
I do not think why they think they are any different !

Anonymous said...

Oh , the thing that I am reading is not about Jews or Zionism !
I do not think why you thought every body should concern herself or himself with stuff about Zionism !
The solution to eradication of Zionism ( not Israel and her people ) is not as complicated as it looks but sure it is difficult to be achieved !


Anonymous said...

Wow , imagine that Iran could have an elected Jewish president or Jewish authorities !

Then , Zionists could not blame Iran because of antisemitism that much easily !
Could they do so ?

Iran had before Jewish ministers and a Jewish King !
Bahram Goor

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Nah, we all appreciate his entertainment value too much to off him. Paul may probably do it himself, he has a lot of relatives in the seas and oceans. And we'll not stand in his way.

David All said...

Yes, I can imagine that even now Paul's many tentacles are closing in on Mahmoud the Mad.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yeah - either Paul himself or his various relatives.