07 July 2010

Obama Plans To Send Muslims to the Moon

"NASA Administrator Charles Bolden said in a recent interview that his "foremost" mission [given by Obama] as the head of America's space exploration agency is to improve relations with the Muslim world"

Source.

What do you think is the task given by Obama to the US Department of State? Could it be... populating moon with Muslims?

After all Muslims were the first people ever to follow Lunar calendar. Moon is mentioned in the Holy Quran on 3 separate occasion (albeit under different names) and, as a religious symbol, it is present on flags of many an Islamic Nation. Everyone should be aware that it was Muhammad (PBUH) who made the first lunar mission some 13 centuries (!) before Americans, who never landed there anyway; they just filmed it all in Hollywood. It was there that Mo landed having taken off on the site of the Far-Away-Mosque.

As such, it is of paramount importance to ensure that the Moon (or, more accurately, Al-Moons) should be populated by nobody other than the indigenous people, i.e. Muslims. It is absolutely vital to secure the Al-Moons from the bloodthirsty settlers formally known as "Jews".

37 comments:

JamesEJ said...

Sounds like a Zionist plot to extend American Imperialism to me!

Katie said...

They say you can clearly hear the call to prayer upon the Moon.

Amy said...

I could swear I used to fancy ? GO TEAM HELENE! LOL! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! Blast those hobbits away! LOL!

chairwoman said...

Sounds good to me

Dick Stanley said...

Goold old Mo. He was always there first, whatever the subject. I'm glad NASA has this task. At the rate they've screwed up space exploration, this should be a big help to the war on Islamic fascism.

Anonymous said...

Sister:

I only wish it were true.  There used to be plenty of minarets but the evil Zionists bombed them along with women and children.  You can still see the craters.

Fear not, NASA will restore justice by building mosques on the moon before this presidency runs it's course...

Anonymous said...

...and even if he comes a few centuries late it only gives him a chance to put things right.

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Anonymous said...

LOL! Nothing else to say!

Anonymous said...

Hi! i've been to the moon! LOL! Infact! i may well be orbiting in that stratosphere!

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soccerdhg said...

Muslims were first to use the lunar calendar?

Dick Stanley said...

Not true, though, that they only stone women on days of the full moon. They'll do it anytime.

Amy said...

Nice 1 dick! LOL! As for the soccer dad, well i never fancied playin with balls much! LOL!

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Amy said...

LOL! Yes if you do end up going to space, be on the look out for alien looking cone heads! LOL! To tell them apart from the rest, ask them to show you their hands, they will be covered in bloody pink! ink LOL!

Anonymous said...

yeah Zionism sucks
The hidden history of Zionism by Ralph Schoenman Just explains about it the most .


Yeah and Zionists and their fundamentalist christian and Islamic brothers and sisters are just strengthen each other power !

Anonymous said...

yeah Zionism sucks
The hidden history of Zionism by Ralph Schoenman Just explains about it the most .


Yeah and Zionists and their fundamentalist christian and Islamic brothers and sisters just strengthen each other power !

Anonymous said...

How are you shlemazle ?
Have not you missed me ?

Anonymous said...

Zionist regime and the U.S installed Islamic poppet regimes in the Middle East hate democracy . They feverishly supports fascists and war .
They get more powerful by people's despair in bringing actual change to societies .

Zionists and their Cristian and Islamic counterparts think all the same .
For a Zionist the Jewishness of a person is much more important rather than her or his humanity .
A "moderate" Zionist think this way .
A Jew is more a Jew than a Human ! lol lol lol !
For Christian and Islamic fundamentalist, it is all the same . ( oh gosh I could not help but hate people who think like Bush and Sara Palin and the CIA supported terrorist Osama bin Ladan ).

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Lawrence just complemented your post .
Can I call you Lawrence of Arabia instead of Lawrence ? It more fits you . Believe me .
Well , freedom of opinion is a primary tool to get to know ideas of some people that can be potentially destructive for human race if it is not opposed just in time !
What would you think about my opinion Lawrence (of Arabia) ? Ha? Answer me please ?

Anonymous said...

You are so .... Katie !
Your present comments are such a bless since it has greatly reduced the time that I have to waste on this blog to prove my points !
:D

Anonymous said...

goon ? are you angry and frustrated by my comments ?
Do you think if backward countries overcome dictatorships and theocracies and get to use all of their human resources and try not to desalinate minorities from their societies, can this propose a challenge to Zionism and imperialism ?

Anonymous said...

alienate ( do not delete my comments , as you see , it has a good level of spelling mistakes )
I have ADHD !

Anonymous said...

I thought Nazis link to Zionism was accidental rather than intentional .

Until , I started reading several articles and books .

I even would have become more dubious if the writers of those books and articles were not Jewish or did not have any Jewish background .
However , most of them were Jewish and their quotes of Israeli and Zionist authorities were accurate and were recorded in history .
No doubt remained for me now !
Reading of those atrocities gave me sleepless nights and were the cause of horrifying nightmares .

Anonymous said...

I think people must save you now form yourself .

Capitalism will end and third world countries industrial revolutions and their economical independence will get the western societies one step closer to socialism !

I believe people of Middle Eastern countries much not enter to an arm conflict with Israel .
Politic movements and economical development in these countries will be suffice to breakdown the back of Zionism and imperialism both ideologically and economically .

Akaky said...

Assuming we can get them into space, can we just leave the jihadis on the moon? We could ask them to hold their breath until we come back for them

Anonymous said...

Why do my comments only visible to you and me ?

lol Who are you ?
Well , Iraqis and Afghans must get rid of the occupation ( it is their right base on UN ). (U.S warmonger general petraeus the U.S terrorist war monger racist idiot ) is better to be sent to the moon to live by themselves .

Anonymous said...

Assuming we can get them into space, can we just leave the jihadis on the moon? We could ask them to hold their breath until we come back for them !

if they might try to hold you fascist idiot back there and then try to come back to the earth withouot you .
just be cautious!

David All said...

It is like Robert Heinlein's 1966 novel, "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" where the Moon has been used as a place of exile for Earth's outcasts, sort of like the American Colonies.

Nizo says that Mars is not far enough to send Muslims, Pluto would be a better choice. Read his proposal at http://nizos.blogspot.com/2010/07/muslims-pray-at-home.html

SnoopyTheGoon said...

I am afraid that by now they don't need no steenking oxygen...

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Thanks David, Pluto is not bad at that.