15 April 2012

Mya Guarnieri and creative flying

The +972 journalist Mya Guarnieri, being an embedded reporter of the "flytilla" group reports from her front line position in Zurich, where she prepares to take a flight to Israel with some of the "activists". To save a piece of her reporting for posterity, I have made a snapshot (click to enlarge):

"...hundreds of flights scheduled to land in Israel Sunday have already been cancelled..." uhu. That in an airport that on a heavy traffic day receives somewhere between 300 and 400 incoming flights.

But then you can learn from the author's bio blurb that she got a Master's of Fine Arts in Creative Writing from Florida State University.

Uhu...

P.S. She also refers to "reports in international and Israeli media". The link she gave doesn't refer to hundreds of canceled flights. Probably Master's of Fine Arts in Creative Writing from Florida State University doesn't include any reading comprehension courses. Too bad.

P.P.S. The author of that post doesn't see eye to eye with his elected government on the policy toward the "flytilla". Letting them display some histrionics in the streets of Tel Aviv and/or Jerusalem would have been a better way, in my humble. Still, reporting should be reporting and not a pre-sold crapola Ms Guarnieri serves in huge doses.

Some Good News from Egypt - I hope.

Just a quick item from the Commentator. It's not all bad news from Egypt - just most of it. Read it and hope.

By Brian Goldfarb.

A bear was denied fully deserved dinner at the last moment

Watch it:



Details.

A hungry bear, a man who texts walking around - everything was set up perfectly...

I think PETA should intervene and ship that man back to the aggrieved animal. 

14 April 2012

Jews or Israelis? No matter, really.

This post is not addressing  various anti-Israeli or anti-Zionist groups, sub-groups or single individuals, save one category only: Jewish anti-Zionists and loosely affiliated with them "Israel? We could care less" Diaspora Jews.

This post was triggered, among other things, by a Ynet article about another malicious prank played by the Palestinian sympathizers of Florida Atlantic University in Boca Raton.

More than 200 Jewish students attending Florida Atlantic University in Boca Raton, were surprised to find "eviction notices" posted to their dorm room doors on Friday. The students later found out that the fake notices were placed by the Students for Justice in Palestine.
So what, you might say, after all these feisty SJP youngsters didn't shoot any Jewish children like the young Arab "martyr" in Toulouse recently. They didn't assault or verbally abuse anyone, just played a harmless, albeit malicious prank. And they consider themselves being in the right, having noble goals in mind:
"We want to raise awareness about the plight of the Palestinians," chapter President Noor Fawzy said. "The intent is to expose Israel's illegal policies and give students a feel of what it's like to live under occupation."
There might be various differing opinions about the plight, the policies and whatnot, although the Ynet article doesn't go into interpretation of the story, being more concerned with reporting facts (and many thanks to Ynet for that).

There is one detail, though, missed by the Ynet report and several other sources, both pro- and anti-Zionist ones, that I have scanned briefly. The pro-Palestinian "activists", in their righteous wrath and borderline illegal ingenuity, didn't place the fake eviction notices in a random fashion to teach the whole student body of Florida Atlantic University an object lesson about the cruelty and depravity of the Zionist aggressors. No, they have selected (how, I would like to know? - this question could be profitably addressed by the inquiry that is supposed to be under way) 200 Jewish students to participate, albeit passively, in that lesson.

Now, dear reader - and I consider this a quick and easy self-test for you - do you think that American Jewish students, hardly any of them Israeli, should become a target for that smelly propaganda prank? Which prank was supposedly addressed at the hated Zionist entity, to remind you.

I would say that the Jewish students in this case are a target no more relevant and/or legitimate than the three kids and their rabbi teacher in Toulouse murdered by that "martyr". I would also say that the line that was supposed to separate the Jews in general from the Israelis in particular seems to have totally disappeared from the (granted, unsophisticated) minds of the so called "anti-Zionists". A Jew is a Jew is a Jew for them and a legitimate target in these minds, no matter whether the Jew is of a Zionist, anti-Zionist or "neutral" variety.

So why I am addressing this post to my anti-Zionist and loosely affiliated with them "Israel? We could care less" Diaspora brethren? Because no matter how passionately and how frequently you flaunt your "Not in My Name" and "as a Jew I protest" and other pathetic slogans designed to repaint and otherwise maintain that blue/white line between your detached peaceful Jewish existence in peaceful and friendly Diaspora on one side, and these uncouth aggressive and lacking in spirit Israelis on the other side, the line exists in your own minds only. There is no such line in reality, there never was one, not in the minds of our enemies.  

Of course, you can blame your misfortunes on the behavior of Israel and Israelis, as some of you have done since that day in 1948. And do you know what? Keep up with this self-deception, if it makes you feel better.

Meanwhile we'll be celebrating another Independence Day in a week here. Yeah, and by the way - we are kind of used to eviction notices. 

Hat tip: Fred Lapides.

St Petersburg - Riyadh of the North


Sergey Kondrashev and his wife.

Russians claim that the former Russian capital is `Venice of the North`. Close, but no cigar. As a matter of fact, Saint Petersburg is Riyadh of the North.

They just enacted a law against `propaganda of gayness`. The other day St Petersburg police arrested an old pal of mine, lawyer Sergey Kondrashev. Why? Sergey is not gay, but he wrote and published a polite letter opposing the law. He also peacefully protested by making the following statement: `A friend of my family is a lesbian. We love and respect her. Her way of life is as normal as ours. He family is as good as ours`.

Further details can be found here (in Russian).

Please sign this on-line petition in support of Sergey.

And by the way... How come I don`t have any family friends like Sergey???

13 April 2012

Proposed internet surveillance

Whoever considered the Big Brother being dead, this will disabuse you of that idea.

Who hits what?

This is from CNN's on-line front page:


Hm... and I was confident that the current administration favors the Predator+Hellfire option over piloted jets...

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12 April 2012

Kofi Annan seeks Iran's help in Syria crisis

Couldn't help noticing that one even on my vacation.

I would like to know who is his weed supplier. Must be some fabulous stuff...

11 April 2012

US Jews and Obama: sorry, folks, but they're for him!

So, while we were in New York, visiting the Manhatten branch of the family for Passover, I was wandering up Broadway and I came across a kerb-side stall selling Forward (I think I'd preferred to have found an English-language Ha'aretz. but, hey, you get what you can these days), so, of course, I bought it, thinking of my duty to the readers of Simply Jews. Who knows, I thought, there might just be something they will find interesting here. And, of course, there is. On the front page is an article on the latest polling of Jewish voting intentions in the upcoming Presidential election.

The interesting part is not that US Jewish voters are for Obama 62% to 30% (identical to a June 2008 poll, which widened to 78% to 21% in November of that year), but that what motivates them the most are social issues and not Israel. Israel comes way down the list: as the report notes, "A majority of 51% pointed to the economy as the issue most important to their vote, followed by gaps between rich and poor (15%), health care (10%) and the federal deficit (7%). Only 4% of Jewish voters said Israel was the most important issue for them when deciding who should get their vote."

Of course, the report is far more nuanced than that. It goes on to argue that "The data would suggest that the Republicans’ focus on attacking both Obama’s record on Israel and his troubled relations with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was having little, if any, traction." I realise that this is of little comfort to those of you who don't rate Obama on Israel. However, think what it does to Mearsheimer and Walt and the likes of the thoroughly unpleasant Atzmon, and take what comfort you can from that.

As for us, we will be back in NYC on the second Tuesday of November 2012, hoping for a repeat of November 2008. Sorry about that. But Anne, of Anne's Opinions (another Israeli-based blog worth your attention), has graciously referred to me as a member of the "sane Left" - make of that what you will.

Read the whole article here. This issue of Forward also finally catches up with the UN Human Rights Council and its "probe" of the Settlement issue. We all know that's a code word for "condemning Israel in the Report - now go and write it up properly so it looks good". Old news, but at least it's there.

While I'm here (and I won't be for the next two weeks: we're off to Costa Rica, to look at the local wildlife: it's what's known as SKIing - Spending the Kids' Inheritance), there are a couple of heart-warming items from today's (10.4.12) London Evening Standard. The first concerns that supposed liberal-lefty, Ken Livingstone, who, it appears is losing ground to the supposed buffoon, Boris Johnson, in the Mayoral race to become the next mayor of London in May this year. Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke, I say (that's English irony, for those not used to the nuances of English as the British speak it). I didn't vote for Ken in 2008 and I won't be voting for him this year either. Anyone who calls himself a liberal, while (literally) embracing Abu Qaradawi, known homophobe, misogynist, Islamist and antisemite, deserves all he gets, electorally.

The other story is here. Abu Hamza, the one-handed (literally - he lost the hand in an explosion, but it's not clear quite how, despite his version, in the story) Islamist and Jihadi cleric, can be extradited to the US to stand trial on terrorism charges. The European Court of Human Rights says so. Victory for our human rights (the residents of London), I say. Roll on the plane to JFK carrying Abu Hamza, handcuffed to a couple of US Federal Marshals (Wyatt Earp did not live in vain), to appear before a US Federal Court. Unlike his victims, the most he can get is life imprisonment. They got death.

Oh, I almost forgot: this month's Atlantic has an interesting article on Rahm Emanuel, Obama's first Chief of Staff. almost hidden in there is an almost throwaway line about Emanuel trying to become America's first Jewish president. I wouldn't put it past both trying and even succeeding. Did you now that his father fought in Israel's War of Independence? Neither did I.

See you in May, folks.

By Brian Goldfarb.

By the editor: On the subject of poor Londoners having two alternatives, both unpleasant:


You have only yourself to blame for the situation, folks. But it may be not too late yet to elect this one:


Couldn't be much worse with him at the helm. At least he will install some ingenious devices in the public toilets for handicapped (hm...) persons...

09 April 2012

A PETA man on April 1

There is a bit of a difference between PETA's rather impotent well-wishing (and letting 90+% of animals in their shelters be killed) and encountering real (well, kind of) life.



Via Crazy Bald Guy.

07 April 2012

Happy Easter!

To all our Christian friends. And something to mark this one:


Well, it was either bunnies or eggs, so don't blame me...

06 April 2012

Happy Passover - Hag Pesach Sameach!

Recommended viewing mode: full screen.



And: the blogging next week will be light.

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05 April 2012

They got the sun too now...

Click on the picture to embiggen and check out the sun's image. The shot was taken with a regular camera in Finland, no Photoshop or other trickery applied.


Hat tip: G.S.