29 September 2013

O.J. Simpson didn't touch your cookies!

And this is final:

Rumors that O.J. Simpson was caught stealing cookies in prison have been greatly exaggerated, Nevada corrections officials said Friday.
So you can forget the story that says:
The football star-turned-felon was reportedly caught stealing more than a dozen oatmeal cookies from the cafeteria in the Nevada prison where he is serving 33 years for armed robbery.

"O.J. just stood there with a goofy grin on his face as the guard kept digging inside his shirt and throwing the cookies on the floor," a source said. "The temptation of the cookies in the prison chow line was too much for him."

Look at this picture. Doesn't a mere thought that this man could have touched a cookie, let alone steal a heap of cookies, make you laugh? Ha ha ha...


SnoopyTheGoon said...

I suppose the next story will be that rumors O.J. was beaten up by the other convicts for stealing cookies was also greatly exaggerated.

Elderly Mark Twain, when told that it had been reported he had died replied that the "stories about my death have been greatly exaggerated"!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

That's a lot of years for a first time offense.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Mark Twain was in my thoughts too when reading that quote.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yeah, I remember talking about it at the time of sentencing, it seemed that some compound interest was taken into account, you know ;-)