IowaHawk hits the nail:
Like all males in my age cohort, every day is a struggle to deal with the same angry, burning question: where are those jet packs we were promised in the 60's?And an answer comes out of the blue: personal strap on Mexican rocket helicopters!
As long as it cuts down my travel time to the liquor store, who am I to quibble?Yep.
Via Dick Stanley.