A new career choice, John?

This is John Terry, a centre back (or center back for heathens) of the English football team:

And this is what he said in an interview in Israel:

Israeli team is one of the best in the world.

Now, there are several possible reasons for this amazing statement:

1. Good manners taken to the extreme
2. Covering one's arse, just in case of the impossible happening
3. Heavy turbulence during the flight to Israel
4. Really liked this girl in immigration control
   
5. Preparing for a stand-up comedian career

In any case, I am not going to watch this massacre. Short of landing a few paras on the stadium and shooting most of the English team, there is no escape for blues-and-whites...

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