Israel Seen as Having `Negative Influence,' Poll Shows

While polls indicate that Americans (peace be upon them) are firmly behind Israel, the rest of the world has a predominantly negative view of the country.

Israel had the largest number of countries viewing it negatively, with 23 of 27, while Iran was regarded unfavorably in 21 countries, with the U.S. and North Korea in 20.

WTF? North Korea and Iran are, in fact, better than Israel? Man, the world is seriously screwed up.

But let's look at the brighter side: We have no reputation to obsess about, no face to lose - we can be as evil as we desire. Heh.