Nothing to add to it. Absolutely nothing. Aside of the following:
This is the only future for the fatso - to be carried out immediately.
This is the fate of the excessive hair on Smiley - the head to be shaved for eternity from now on.
And this for a certain coach.
Now some reorganization steps for Brazil:
- Brazil to become an absolute monarchy
- All activities not related directly or indirectly to preparations for the next Mondial to be abolished
- The king will carry out full responsibilities of the coach
- The king to be sacrificed after each Mondial, whether the team brings the Cup or not, in the latter case painfully
- A full size statue of failed king/coach to be placed in his home town as a spittoon
- A committee for study and implementation of Maya sacrificial rituals to be convened to prepare the schedule of other sacrificial activities
- Aside of fitness studies and dietary medicine, the only other science to be allowed is genetic engineering, details to be kept secret
- Use of the name Ronaldo is forbidden from now on
See you in 2010.
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