15 July 2006

Checking in with Hassan

Hello Hassan,

Just a note to tell you that we've really missed seeing your face on our TV screens. You have to understand that your voice alone doesn't really carry quite the same impact. Our boys in the Hasbarah department would like to offer that your media campaign may not be all that effective if your strategy is to sit your moment of glory out in a bunker, hidden away, and could even be perceived as lacking in self-confidence...

We are sure that you wouldn't want to give that kind of impression at this juncture.