Here it is, black on (almost) white.
If the Commission does not specifically list an indigenous, nongame species, then the species is considered non-protected nongame wildlife, e.g., coyote, bobcat, mountain lion, cotton-tailed rabbit, etc. A non-protected nongame animal may be hunted on private property with landowner consent by any means, at any time and there is no bag limit or possession limit.Uhu... clear enough.
I am looking for partners to organize hunting trips in Texas for a variety of species. We'll start, of course, with Sasquatch, Nessi and Yeti. Guns and ammo to rent, first aid kits and sleeping bags, assistance with field dressing and taxidermy. Signature on a waiver a must.
Via Lesley.
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But not to have sex with a dead wife! Every legislature has its oen oddities!
True. This is why someone else will organize safaris in the areas where having sex with a dead wife is permitted.
Somehow I get the feeling that any redneck who goes out Bigfoot hunting is going to end up mounted on the wall at Sasquatch Manor
No one said Bigfoot is an easy game...
Considering that Bigfoot is a product of people's imagination, killing one is rather easy.
Aha! We have an unbeliever here. I shall personally send you a skull of Bigfoot, the moment I get one.
But that is the problem. You and the others are never able to get one.
Yeti, maybe, but those others, uh, uh. Sas likes it cold and it ain't very, very often in Tejas. And Nessi? Hmm. Possum Kingdom Lake, maybe, but it's probably not deep enough.
Sex with a dead wife. Heh. Talk about recycling. Those wily Mooselims. What will they think of next.
You just wait a bit.
No worries, we'll find some.
With enough imagination - sky is the limit.
Just be sure you bring along camouflage tiolet paper. If you use white tiolet paper you might be shot by a fellow hunter who sees a flash of white and mistakes you for a white-tailed deer!
(no joke!)
Heh... We'll go into remote regions where no deer dare.
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