Quick reading of headlines sometimes makes people miss some wondrous stories. "Drunk Briton falls on the rails of Moscow Metro" was the headline I almost skipped, not seeing anything unusual in another drank Russian falling down in... wait a sec. There it is and nobody transposed any words in that headline by mistake:
A British citizen ended up in a hospital after celebrating his new flat in the center of Moscow left to him by his late grandmother.Well, there are some additional mitigating circumstances: Russian roots.
OK, so I can relax now.