Come meet the Elders.
Simply Jews - a cabal of critically undermedicated schemers.
(Probably an old one, but still good).
Price list for barman's lies to wives calling for their hubbies:
"Just left" - $10.
"Hasn't been here today" - $20.
"Didn't see him for a few days" - $30.
"Who's it?" - $100.
Very reasonable prices too!
I once spotted a bar called "He's not here."
Heh. That's a cool one.
Fortunately with my Dad, we always knew what bar he was at along with his fellow reporters.Thanks Snoopy, Shaun and Yitzgood for this post and comments.
You are welcome, as usual.
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