31 May 2012

Bar price list

(Probably an old one, but still good).

Price list for barman's lies to wives calling for their hubbies:

"Just left" - $10.
"Hasn't been here today" - $20.
"Didn't see him for a few days" - $30.
"Who's it?" - $100.


shaun downey said...

Very reasonable prices too!

yitzgood said...

I once spotted a bar called "He's not here."

SnoopyTheGoon said...


SnoopyTheGoon said...

Heh. That's a cool one.

David All said...

Fortunately with my Dad, we always knew what bar he was at along with his fellow reporters.

Thanks Snoopy, Shaun and Yitzgood for this post and comments.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

You are welcome, as usual.