25 February 2010

Timothy Bancroft-Hinchey: so what's going on with him?

The rising volume of hits on Simply Jews with the search string "Timothy Bancroft-Hinchey" is showing an unusual interest in this rather obscure subject.

I have indeed written a post related to this odious character some time ago. However, not being much into western lackeys of Pravda, I've quickly forgotten that episode.

What on earth could have happened to this blighter to be of possible interest to anyone? An answer will be appreciated.

Update: no need, I have found it: Vancouver: Mutton Dressed as Lamb. Yeah, it's a choice selection of excrement to throw at anyone. Want a sample? Here:

We all know Canada has problems with the future lines drawn on Arctic maps and we all know Canada lives in the shadow of its larger neighbour to the south. The abject cruelty shown by Canadian soldiers in international conflicts is scantily referred to, as indeed is the utter incapacity of this county to host a major international event, due to its inferiority complex, born of a trauma being the skinny and weakling bro to a beefy United States and a colonial outpost to the United Kingdom, whose Queen smiles happily from Canadian postage stamps.

Maybe it is this which makes the Canadians so…retentive, or cowardly.
Cruelty? Cowardly? Retentive?

Are there any Canucks near the bastard to clean his clock for him?

62 comments:

David from Toronto said...

I think Timothy is whining like the sore loser that he is. Hmm, Russia hockey team lost to Canada 7-3, the Russians are also behind Canada in the gold and total medal count. One of their own lugers (let's face it, Georgia is still colonised by the Russians) died because of carelessness. And to blame the Vancouver Organizing Committee for actions not of their own doing is plain stupid - did Timothy do any research or is his ranting mere signs of schizophrenia? Sound like sour grapes?

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Well, I wouldnt' go so far as to claim that Georgia is colonised by Russia, but Timothy is colonised indeed. By some new version of Russian bug.

DIE said...

DIE BASTARD DIE

SnoopyTheGoon said...

That too...

David from Toronto said...

I meant economically colonised. The Russians are hosting the 2014 Winter Olympics. They must be sweating bullets right now given their poor performance in Vancouver. I think Timothy is just displaying pure envy at the Canadians.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Oh yes.

Brian Lac said...

I'm a Canadian Army Officer....what's the address?

SnoopyTheGoon said...

I wish I knew...

jams o donnell said...

Snoopy my dear chap why would any Canadian want to change his clock when a knees to the live spuds seems more appropriate!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

If he were a happy owner of one live spud at least, I would have wholeheartedly agreed with you, Jams.

Unfortunately, this character is not an owner...

Belle Baker said...

I'm terribly confused by this man and his rantings. I would be quite content to give him multiple swift kicks where it hurts, but since his team sucks at hockey, I don't think he'll be back for a while and that suits me just fine.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

There is not much confusing about this man, Belle. He is a failure of a journalist who sold his meagre talents to Pravda, a Russian rag that is even more revolting than it was during the Soviet days. He is fulfilling the need of some readers in Russia who enjoy reading all kinds of anti-Western crap.

elizabeth said...

TBH is staggeringly inarticulate and epically incoherent and appeals to blockheads - or should I say - bloc-heads. 

I loved your post to Belle, Snoopy - esp. the line about selling his meagre talents - I bet the other Pravda writers laugh themselves silly in their vodka cups when his name comes up.

David All said...

It seems the old saying back in the Soviet days that there is no truth in Pravda (Truth) is still true. Wonder if the second part about there being no news in Investia (News) is also correct?

And yes, for someone from the West to write for Pravda means he is a pathetic failure.

Sconce said...

What's really strange to me is that TBH's articles on Pravda do not read like they were written in English.  They are chock full of strange Russian-type propaganda phrases, like denouncing the "Western media."  I get the sense that some of these articles aren't even written by him, he just cuts and pastes them under his name, or translates them and presents them as being his.

Anyone have further info?

Kristina Lyublinskaya said...

this article made me cringe so much wow
being the Russian-speaker living in Canada, I feel absolutely mortified :(

SnoopyTheGoon said...

No, he is not all that famous. Talented he isn't for sure.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

The saying is relevant today too.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

I guess so - he is pathetic.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Kristina, why should you feel responsible for this vermin? Besides, he is not a Russian but a British failure of a journo.

Anonymous said...

<span>Timothy Bancroft-Hinchey is an </span>asshole

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Shriveled.

Natalie said...

<span>Scone wrote "What's really strange to me is that TBH's articles on Pravda do not read like they were written in English.  They are chock full of strange Russian-type propaganda phrases, like denouncing the "Western media."  I get the sense that some of these articles aren't even written by him, he just cuts and pastes them under his name, or translates them and presents them as being his." </span>

He has been shown before to be partial to a spot of plagiarism and he also suffers from delusions of grandeur. Many details about can be found on this small chat forum - www.thecornfieldonline.com

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yes, Natalie, and thanks for the link. I guess no sane person will claim that THB isn't a thoroughly vile person all around.

Can't say said...

<span>Canada</span> simply rocks!  Best neighbor to have on the planet.  Blessed with some of the bravest soldieries that have ever lived!  Guess which county has the best sniper in the world?  Canada.  Canadian athletes have always been among the best.  Not to mention they brew the best beer, Sapporo!  Brewed in Guelph!

Now about this tool of Pravda Bancroft-Hinchey.  He is sick and delusional.  He threatens posters on the Pravda forum who get the better of him on a regular basis. He actually admits on-line that he has the capability to hack into posters personal information and threatens to post the private images.  Images of what?  Peoples children?  This is one sick person.

Louise said...

Our dear Queen Liz is still on our money, but I haven't seen her mug shot on a stamp in a very long time.  I guess nobody from Canada has written a letter to him in eons.

Louise said...

Thanks, Can't say.  I feel the same way about you Yanks, although there's been a bit of sour grapes whining down there about the hockey thing on Sunday. Your guys and gals did a great job, but, alas, someone has to lose. Go Canada!!

Louise said...

Make mine Kokanee, though.

Louise said...

He's no doubt still pissed about the Canada-Soviet hockey series in 1972.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Good points all.

Marie Ebola said...

Timi is a hot hunk of man.  We're ' cyber married' - I live in Florida, and he is a hermit living in a small flat in Lison, Portugal.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

A hot hunk, is he? Hmm... and I wondered why there is no picture of him anywhere. Probably concerned with riots that may be caused by his pic published.

And Florida sounds nice. Close to Trinidad, where I am at the moment, I guess.

piehunt said...

 Bancroft Hinchey and Marie Ebola are Jew hating lunatics who should be incarcerated for inciting hate.

Anonymous said...

He's soon to move to Detroit, Michigan. ;)

Timothy Bancroft-Hinchey said...

I will post your personal details on here shall I, see if you like it?

Timothy Bancroft-Hinchey said...

what's the address? It is at this moment in Luanda Angola. Give me an email and I'll send you the address. Turn up any time. And you even take first swipe. Then don't go whining...get it?

Timothy Bancroft-Hinchey said...

kick me and see the reaction. Black belt in several martial arts and a marksman. Military training and active combat record. Bring it on

Timothy Bancroft-Hinchey said...

might be inartu«iculate, couldn't give a crap. 52 years old and retired from my writings, enough money in the bank to buy your sore ass out many times over. So stick it

Timothy Bancroft-Hinchey said...

and you are what? a punk

Timothy Bancroft-Hinchey said...

Cruelty? Cowardly? Retentive?

Are there any Canucks near the bastard to clean his clock for him?
Response

This is a death threat. I think the legal authorities will have something to say about this. Thank you.

piehunt said...

piehunt
your post here constitutes libel

I am NOT a jew hating lunatic, my grandfather was Jewish FFs. So I think you just brought this site a load of legal problems

Timothy-Bancroft-Hinchey said...

No I do not admit online I hack into posters' accounts. The fact is that this site has apparently attracted a bunch of cyber lunatics who are anti-Semites, who post anti-Semitic nonsense and porn, including child porn, on other sites, then accuse the serious people, like me, of this that and the other. It is LIBEL

Timothy-Bancroft-Hinchey said...

this I know who it is...it is some whore living in London, with a BT connection. Since she seems to know everyone's location (wrong.wrong) maybe I would be able to place here in here?

Timothy-Bancroft-Hinchey said...

Yeah I just sit around copying and pasting and wow at 52 I am retired.....life for you guys kinda sucks, what? Like hafta work will you're 65 and all I do is fart around and hey!....yeah copying and pasting was the deed, dude...

rolleyes

Timothy-Bancroft-Hinchey said...

vile?
what leads you to that? Did you know how many charities I have founded?

Timothy-Bancroft-Hinchey said...

Thanks Natalie
I see that your website is also libellous in that it violates the number one rule re personal information. I know you guys just took it off

I have however screenshotted it

This site in publishing such is also liable

Timothy-Bancroft-Hinchey said...

so, cringing eh?
a failure of a journo and a Brit?

wow you guys are thick as pigshit
You represent who or what?
What a bunch of creeps. I am NOT a Brit. I am NOT a journalist. I am retired.

Timothy-Bancroft-Hinchey said...

Yes, he lives in a shoe at the bottom of your bed

Timothy-Bancroft-Hinchey said...

sconce

anyone has further info on you......wow....hahahahahahahahahha
you do NOT want THAT to get out now do you?

piehunt said...

Timothy, you are a shit sucking cock wanking fucking wanter

Cornfield Forum said...

Hi
we are a bunch of cyber terrorists and hackers and we like to fuck around with people's real lives. We have a hate thread on Timothy Bancroft-Hinchey including his real life name and address and we incentivate people to hatred and murder. We love this simply Jews site

KLA said...

Hi

I am an Albanian terrorist. I will kill Timothy Bancroft-Hinchey

KLA said...

where does he lives

Cornfield Forum said...

Well we don't know exactly. He did live in Avenida Miguel Bombarda 131 3 dto Lisboa Portugal but we sent someone there and nobody was at home, several times so we assume he moved. We did have a lead he was in Quimper France. Now we think he's doing one of his charities in Africa.

The shit-sucking bastard spends all his time helping out poor communities, one of these fucking do-gooders, makes you fucking sick. He should have his fucking throat slashed.

KLA said...

Just give me information on this cunt and I will track him down and kill him. Wow this site is great

Cornfield Forum said...

well we do not actually know where he is. We have a thread called the Killing Fields and we put his personal real life details there. We are glad this site does as well. Great site this.....like it is easy to post here and get someone done. So give us your email and wei'll send you wnat we have on the cunt and you can do him

I am using the computer where Timothy was said...

I am in a library. I am using the bastard's computer, he just left. I can fuck this freak. Anyone want to cancel his account? I hate Timothy. Who is he? Is this a terrorist site?

I am using the computer where Timothy was said...

hey are you guys all Jews?

Do you agree with this sort of hate site?

Cornfields Forum said...

He is a cunt. he is retired at 52. Spend his life working and making a fortune in the press in Africa it seems. Now spends all his time in altruistic operations in charities and so on....so the bastard doesn't even like brag about is. Talk about a bitch. he's also into helping our gays and lesbians and shit

Destroyer said...

Brian Lac

every time you are about to reach an orgasm you will have a vision of Timothy Bancroft-Hinchey shitting in your face. It WILL happen. Enjoy. I am the destroyer. i hate Timothy Bancroft-Hinchey. I am using a computer he was on in a library. The cunt left it open. I am following the shit around. I also do not like Mr. Lac. I hate cowards.

Timothy Bancroft-Hinchey said...

Well, from the quality of the posts and posters you have here, it is an HONOR to be vilified by your site. I believe you have proved yourselves to be a perfect vehicle for the promotion of my good name. Thank you for that.

What a bunch of infantile, pathetic losers. You start out as a hate site and get people to click it up to the top of Google to give me bad publicity and what do you do? You're so damn stupid you allow yourselves to be used to promote me.

Hahahahahahahahahahaah

There are serious violations here of privacy. This ias been reported to Blogger and to Google and I reserve the right to prosecute you for libel. Insinuating I am anti-Jewish or a racist is an insult to every fibre of my being. You will issue here PROOF or else you will APOLOGISE and retract this post otherwise I will SUE your arses off you.

That would be all.

Anonymous said...

You are a dolt.  I read your post about Stephen Hawking, and your proof of God is a video taken by a pilgrim?  That was a rainbo.  And the verticle lines?  Lens flare.  You are too stupid to be writing anything that has a chance of being read by a large number of peple.