11 February 2010

A challenge for PETA: feeding zebras to starving lions

That's in Kenya:

Kenyan wildlife officials are ferrying thousands of zebras and wildebeest to a park in the country's south to feed starving lions and hyenas, and prevent a conflict with humans.
This is a golden opportunity for PETA to make a stand and to teach the lion community how disgusting and revolting is their predilection to meat. How healthy, humane and overall nice is to switch to all-vegetarian diet. Like Patricia De Leon, whose health vastly improved after becoming vegetarian... and more after becoming a PETA card-carrying member.

It's a time for a PETA mission to Africa to save helpless zebras and wildebeest and to change the lifestyle of the lions and hyenas who just don't know better.

And if the worst comes to worst, to sacrifice their lives so that z. and w. will be saved. No, thanks, I'll prepare the list of candidates for the mission myself.

5 comments:

Judeosphere said...

In fairness, did they try feeding the lions tofu? :)

SnoopyTheGoon said...

I think not. PETA are not very hands-on folks, so I'm trying to get them there...

Dick Stanley said...

Broccoli, that's the ticket. I'm sure the lions will be grateful.

Dick Stanley said...

Or spinach. It works for Popeye.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Broccoli and spinach -a perfect recipe for enforced madness.