04 February 2010

Check out Mildred's Temple Kitchen sexy bathrooms before you die

Who, indeed, complains about Canucks being boring and staid? I have visited Canada a few times, but was never that way impressed. And here comes more proof of Canucks' liveliness:

Restaurant promotes sex in its bathrooms
The Valentine's weekend promotion takes uncomfortable but electrifying sex from the close confines of an airplane and transfers it to the unisex stalls of the Hanna Ave. restaurant.
A hostess shows off a washroom at Mildred's, where sex is encouraged.

Mmm... everything in the picture look clean, hygienic and overall nice and inviting.

Well, it gives a completely new meaning to "quick lunch", doesn't it? I have looked up the Mildred’s Temple Kitchen on the nets, the site is quite cool and tasteful, and I bet their food beats any freaking airplane cuisine.

There are more details in the article, but the clincher is:
Toronto Public Health says as long as there's no sex in the kitchen and the restaurant keeps its washrooms clean and sanitized, it's not fussed.
If Toronto Public Health isn't concerned, why should we be?

There is only one question I wanted to ask about the article: it is authored by Amy Pataki, Restaurant Critic, but food isn't mentioned in it at all. Does it mean that restaurant critics are diversifying into a new field of research now?

Disclaimer: This is not a commercial! The author of this post has not received any compensation, remuneration or bribe of any kind from Mildred’s Temple Kitchen, nor does he really expect to receive any in the future, although consideration of such during the author's future visit(s) of Toronto will be appreciated.

Hat tip: Kateland of The Last Exile.

8 comments:

jams o donnell said...

With an endorsement like that Snoopy you should be invited to the restauranat, whisked into the toilets and be allowed to copulate there to your heart's content!

snoopythegoon said...

Yeah, well, in my dreams...

snoopythegoon said...

Er... Jams... upon second thought: with whom? I mean you need two for that tango, don't you?

kateland said...

People think Canada is a Liberal country but really its Libertine...trust me, you really have to work at being a conservative here. But SnoopytheGoon you forgot to mention the complimentary fuzzy handcuffs which come when you order the 'naughty special'.

snoopythegoon said...

I didn't forget. Hope they will send me a pair for the promo ;)

Dick Stanley said...

Dunno. That floor looks kind of hard to me. And only one pillow. Oh, the knees!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

There must be some kind of futon in the corner.

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