Simply Jews: How to write metaphorically

23 February 2010

She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

This and more, here. Thanks to Jams.

Dick Stanley said...: Aren't metaphors supposed to be at least vaguely appealing? E. coli is one thing but room-temperature beef. Yech.; 4:37 PM, February 23, 2010
SnoopyTheGoon said...: I guess room temperature is a good one for beef before you put it on a grill or cook it otherwise. But there are many other in Jams' place.; 6:46 PM, February 23, 2010

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