05 February 2010

Dutch: we are not drowning!

Extremely angry and agitated Mayor of Amsterdam categorically denied the rumors that his fair city has submerged under the cold waters of the onrushing sea.

"All the stories about local fishermen reporting on the last bubbles of air rising to the surface where my city stood are spread by these bloody Bel... these neighbors who want to steal our tourists".

17 comments:

jams o donnell said...

Damned Belgians... still they do good beer and put mayo on chips so not all is rotten in the state of Flanders and Wallonoa

snoopythegoon said...

Me, I put mustard on my chips. No taste at all, me ;)

Judeosphere said...

Where's that kid with his finger in the dike when you really need him?

David All said...

Well that will be relief to Nizo who said in the event of Amsterdam being flooded would rent a large cruise ship to rescue all those blond foreskinned Dutchmen he is wild about.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

What is left of him is that pissing boy in Brussels. EU has some rules against sticking fingers in the dikes these days...

Francis Sedgemore said...

Yer,... miserable fat Belgian bastards.

Dick Stanley said...

Tourists. The last gasp of civilization: Tourism.

indonesianmuslim@fsiekonomi.multiply.com said...

good.

we support the anti zionists rising tense in germany.

Anonymous said...

<span>Don’t forget Belgian chocolate.</span>

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Please do.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

So how is the Brussels fare?

SnoopyTheGoon said...

I would join Nizo. although to rescue some ladies.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Forget Belgian chocolate? Only a madman could forget Belgian chocolate, food and beer.

Anonymous said...

Ha, Snoopy! He almost said Belgians 8-) ...

SnoopyTheGoon said...

I am not sure. It could have been Belorussians. Or Belizians.

:-[

Francis Sedgemore said...

<p>This vegan was forced to survive his week in Brussels on bread, potato chips and coffee. I am now a physical as well as emotional wreck, so it's on with the running tights and shoes, and out into the hills for me today.
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David All said...

I would join you Snoopy in rescuing beautiful Dutch women.