I think that this headline alone should keep a man busy for like a day. Here is a link to the full text, and you better heed it, fellow Americans. Or else. These pristine-white UN trucks are coming to your house soon, you know.
Notice the cross formation used for storage. I bet the Pope is also involved.
Of course, Americans will be angry when UN takes over, I bet. But it will be too late. What with 6ft lizards crawling all over their yards and UN jackbooted thugs on every corner...
And, in the related news, to add insult to injury:
Finally! Scientists Discover a Virus that Makes People Stupid and it Has Already Infected Half the Population!
The only question remains: which half? The one where you and I are or the one shared by Lisa H.?