23 January 2015

Down with Sitzpinklers! A man must do what a man must do!

A small but significant victory for true multiculturalism:
A court in Germany has ruled in favour of a man's right to urinate while standing up after his landlord demanded money for damage to the bathroom floor.
Of course, this is only a single battle in the war, judging by this clarifying statement:
But the Duesseldorf judge ruled that the man's method was within cultural norms, saying "urinating standing up is still common practice".
I believe you've noticed that ominous "still" in the quote. No, the war is not won yet.

STAND WITH US!

10 comments:

peterthehungarian said...

Those were the times...men pisseth against a wall...

Dick Stanley said...

To avoid similar litigation, clean the floor, slobs.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Er... that too, I guess.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Aiming skills are important in any situation.

LouiseShah said...

Stealing this. Don't blame me.

LouiseShah said...

We still have the issue of toilet rims. They need to be put down!!!

Dick Stanley said...

Presume you mean lids. The rims need to be wiped off.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

You are welcome. No worries.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yeah, can't say this is an unreasonable demand.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

;-)