So it seems:
A human foot in a sneaker has washed up in Vancouver -- the eighth such grisly find in British Columbia in the last four years.This story gives the word "footloose" a whole new meaning. But the crowning paragraph is down the road in that short article:
Police said they do not suspect foul play and believe that the feet detached naturally in the water.Wha...? Detached naturally? Like in "I went for a swim and, naturally, my left foot decided to part ways with me and swam away"?
Hat Tip the walking hurricane.
8 comments:
It must be a crazed <span><span>podiatrist.
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Yeah, my feet detach naturally all the time. Gettin' 'em back on is a bear.
It is possible. But why does he throw away the feet?
This is because you're not a cop. Cops do it easily.
Hm. I thought that was their heads.
hey, it could happen...I guess
The crazed podiatrist explanation works for me, though. If I had to spend all day looking at people's feet, I'd go a little nuts too. This, however, does not explain the low rate of mental disease amongst proctologists.
Right, precisely what was my next argument.
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