So it seems:
A human foot in a sneaker has washed up in Vancouver -- the eighth such grisly find in British Columbia in the last four years.This story gives the word "footloose" a whole new meaning. But the crowning paragraph is down the road in that short article:
Police said they do not suspect foul play and believe that the feet detached naturally in the water.Wha...? Detached naturally? Like in "I went for a swim and, naturally, my left foot decided to part ways with me and swam away"?
Hat Tip the walking hurricane.