Word of an orange alligator in south Sarasota County spread all the way to New York on Thursday, after Sylvia Mythen shared photos of the animal with a local television station.The whole article is written in a dismissive light-hearted manner, hinting at some high school prank. I cannot adopt this easy attitude. I suspect this alligator is gold-plated and as such a part of some sinister conspiracy by Shalom Bernanke and the Feds in general. While the color betrays the low quality of the gold, it could be just a trial run.
Keep watching for other strangely colored critters, I suggest.
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