11 January 2011

Blackbirds are dying because of the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" repeal. They died because of your sins.



Yeah. I thought so. The patterns are there. This was filched from The Whited Sepulchre, only I have to add that the stricken birds were clearly leading an alternative lifestyle - it only makes sense (fegelahs*).

(*)Fegalah - an Yiddish for "bird" and Yiddish slang for "homosexual". It fits, after all Jesus definitely knew Yiddish...

4 comments:

jams o donnell said...

It's a brilliant story. I just read it on the Fortean Times breaking news site. Never underestimate the craziness of some people!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

OK. I wouldn't. Underestimate, that is.

meesha.v said...

Hawesome!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yeah, it caused me a few minutes of happiness... of a kind.