Joint New Year Editorial? H-E-L-P!

I confess that I couldn't get it beyond the title. Not to say that I got the title. Here it comes:

Pyongyang, January 1 (KCNA) -- Rodong Sinmun, Joson Inmingun and Chongnyon Jonwi, leading newspapers of the DPRK, on Saturday carried a joint New Year editorial titled...

Take a deep breath now. Ready? Go:

Bring about a Decisive Turn in the Improvement of the People's Standard of Living and the Building of a Great, Prosperous and Powerful Country by Accelerating the Development of Light Industry Once Again This Year

Expert opinion required urgently...