Pink Toed Tarantula and the art of car salesmanship

That Pink Toed Tarantula is a beautiful spider is unquestionable:

At least if you are into spiders. The fact that it became a popular search term in Google is stranger. But this article on the subject had a sentence that really cracked me up:

They are beautiful and furry species and they are available in dark black to metallic gray.

There is nothing on other options available, such as navigation system, climate control and spoilers - how could one forget spoilers? - but at least the provenance of the article's author is clear.