Adolf HItler is alive, after all

Following the news about the skull:

A bone fragment believed to be part of Adolf Hitler's skull has been revealed as being that of an unidentified woman, US scientists have said.

The section of bone - marked with a bullet hole - was used to support the theory that Hitler shot himself.

, some people engage in speculations about the fate of the subject. Several working hypotheses are being promoted:

1. Hitler fled on a 'ghost convoy' to Argentina. Hardly believable that this racist will agree to live between Latinos.
2. Hitler 'fled to Antarctica in a U-Boat'. Too cold, even if somewhat closer to the ideal of Valhalla.
3. Using secret rocket technology, Hitler fled to a Nazi base on the moon. Nah. Difficult to gather sufficient audience for his rants.
4. Hitler is alive and well and staying in San Diego. Close. Very close. Almost a hit, in fact, because here is the evidence that he is in US:

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