Bush lied - Paul Newman NOT died!

This should have been the true and straight headline of the FOX article that was instead something pitiful:

ACORN Turns in Florida Workers on Voter Fraud Charges

After all, judge for yourself:

Arrest warrants have been issued in Miami for 11 people suspected of falsifying information on hundreds of voter registration cards -- including registering the name of the late actor Paul Newman -- the Florida state attorney told FOXNews.com.

As a sensible reader, what would you believe: that the ever politically astute and correct ACORN folks falsified something or that they were absolutely right, and Paul Newman is alive and kicking? Frolicking somewhere with Elvis, I bet.

So, without further ado:

Free Miami 11!

No passaran!

Newman lives!