25 March 2014

What I think about Jimmy Carter thinking that his mail was perused by NSA

I think that if this is true, NSA jobs are much more hazardous for its employees' mental health than government salaries allow. That will be all, folks.

P.S. No, it is not all, it appears. Jimmuh has more insights to share (thanks to Peter The Hungarian):

But to force the Arab people to say that all the Arab people that they have in Israel have to be Jews, I think that’s going too far.
Truly a great man. Or a monument to a great man that just didn't materialize. Cause of them NSA mind-bending rays. Or whatever.

19 comments:

peterthehungarian said...

Carter alleges that the demand to accept Israel as a Jewish state means every Israeli Arab must convert to Judaism.
I don't have any information about their conversion process - Reform or Conservative conversion will be accepted? Only Orthodox? And if some of them wants to be a haredi? What will we do then?!

Dick Stanley said...

If there ever was a former president who needs spying on, it's him.

Dick Stanley said...

Jimmuh is so full of it it's coming out of his ears and nose.

Dick Stanley said...

Wow, getting pretty heavy these days, eh? The "magicians of Scotland" is a good one. Must have been Jews in disguise.

Dick Stanley said...

Hey, it was only once. Sheesh. Can't anybody in Britland take a joke?

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Ach, that was sweet. Thanks Peter!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

I am not sure about it. I suspect that he is rather chafed by nobody paying him enough attention...

SnoopyTheGoon said...

I doubt any Jew ever brewed a good single malt to speak of. But who knows?

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Brits are rather sensitive about causing offense (offence) to animals, you know...

Dick Stanley said...

You obviously need to read this book, "When Scotland Was Jewish," i.e. in the 12th century: http://tinyurl.com/kslopbr

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Oh gosh. Oh boy... I am speechless. Well, at least this explains why Scots are between the most ardent supporters of that PalSolidarity thing...

Thanks for opening my eyes.

Sennacherib said...

Now Stanley, don't be so hard on the boy. He never was the same after that rabbit incident.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Ho ho, so you too remember that. Yes, it was definitely a turning moment in his life.

Sennacherib said...

It was a very difficult time for him. Sometime around the savage bunny attack he also fainted while jogging (and the Republic was safe for 3 to 4 minutes) to keep fit.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

The burdens of a supreme ruler shouldn't be discounted as a reason for that fainting...

KatieNorcross said...

I see that Grandpa Carter is off his medication again.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

I only hope he will get better one of these days...

KatieNorcross said...

I fear the only cure for him is death.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

No, let's be charitable. I think that he will not die, instead the angels will came down from Heaven to take him there alive, for all the good deeds he perpetrated.

Try to say "Saint Jimmy" thirty times in a row, quickly, and you shall see what I mean.