Council of Islamic Ideology recognizes superiority of homosexual relationships

Well, not directly, a self-respecting scholar never states anything in a simple straightforward way, but here it is:

The Council of Islamic Ideology (CII) concluded their 192nd meeting on Thursday with the ruling that women are un-Islamic and that their mere existence contradicted Sharia and the will of Allah. As the meeting concluded CII Chairman Maulana Muhammad Khan Shirani noted that women by existing defied the laws of nature, and to protect Islam and the Sharia women should be forced to stop existing as soon as possible.

Which, of course, leaves only one solution, unless one doesn't want to end up like this:

It is getting curiouser and curiouser...