"I work for IBM and I have managed to hide my cellphone in my ass during the hijack."

Does this story characterize some special abilities of IBM employees or tell us something new about the current trend in the cell phone sizes?

I don't know. I have been an IBM employee for quite a few years, but I don't remember any special training regarding safe storage of communication equipment in my digestive tract.

Oh, and the current phone I use is Galaxy Tab 7.7, and I doubt that even with IBM discipline...

So I am confused.