This is how it looks:
"Hugo, baby, you go for the left leg. I shall bite the right one. OK?"
"Oh, Mahmoud, you are so generous! I always dreamed about giving it to them in the left leg..." (sound of sniffling and tears of happiness).
"Er... Hugo, when I say 'go for' I don't mean hugging the leg and rubbing yourself all over it, if you see what I mean... er..." (embarrassing moment of silence).