06 October 2010

France and Britain warn their respective travelers

The French government has warned citizens traveling to Britain to exercise caution due to a very high risk of terrorist action in the country that could target public transport and tourist sites.
The British Defense Ministry warned British citizens to exercise extreme care when dining in French restaurants all over the world. "You never know with them Frenchies and their fancy dishes", said a senior defense official.

Update: the real reason for the French terror alert:


Julie Burchill: An up-itself language that deserves to be thrown in the dustbin of history

He he he...

7 comments:

Francis Sedgemore said...

Aren't the French planning to expel their travellers?

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Nah... they just keep closing the Eiffel tower randomly for an hour here and two hours there to raise the interest.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Oh... you mean these travellers... I am slow.
Yeah, they really do.

jams o donnell said...

Oh not not Julie Burchill!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

I am afrai, Jams, it is Julie Burchill. I am even afraid that you are looking at about 20 years war with France because of it. 

Or not.

David All said...

To the French, British cooking is a terrorist act!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Which it easily could be.