Now, don't blame me for that headline - blame the author of this article. I hope that it will become clearer after you read this:
A judge from the US village of Intercourse has been charged - after handing out condoms hidden inside acorns. Isaac Stoltzfus, 58, was charged with disorderly conduct after two women complained to police, reports the Patriot-News.There is indeed a village of Intercourse in Pennsylvania's Amish country. It does have a judge and his name is indeed Isaac Stoltzfus. And there exists a document that shows the charge. As for the reasons for such a strange behavior of the Hon. Isaac Stoltzfus (that's besides the natural stress of being a judge in a place named Intercourse): there could be some explanation:
Stoltzfus, running as a Republican, was reelected last year to a six-year term on the bench, where he earned $80,927 in 2009.So - Republicans, ACORNs, etc...who knows?
8 comments:
He's from Intercourse. Enough said!
Well this is the harvesting season for acorns and other nuts.
That judge may be nutty as acorns, but he's mild compared to this Dragon. "Cecilia Chang, Former St. John's University Dean, Forced Scholarship Students to Work (without pay) for Her, Says Feds" at http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20018282-504083.html
Ms Chang is already facing state charges of having embezzled a million dollars including a $250,000 donation from a Saudi prince.
Uhu...
Could be.
Ouch. What a dragon indeed.
Just as well he wasn't from Wanker's Corner in Oregon. That said his ancestors may have hailed from the vilage of Twatt in the Orkneys
OK, that makes his genealogy fixed.
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