01 October 2010

Ahmadinejad to throw rocks at Israeli border. And our response?

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad plans to throw a rock at Israel to demonstrate his hatred on his planned trip to Lebanon, London-based paper Al-Quds al Arabi reported on Tuesday.
Aluf Benn, a wise guy from Haaretz, gives a mocking advice to Bibi:
Ahmadinejad will pay his first visit to Lebanon and devote an entire day to a tour of the southern part of that country. He will visit sites where Hezbollah waged battles against Israel and, according to one report, he will also pop over to Fatima Gate, just beyond the border fence at Metula. The route is known, the range is close and it is possible to send a detail across the border to seize the president of Iran and bring him to trial in Israel as an inciter to genocide and Holocaust denier.
Bibi is quiet about his plans so far. On the other hand, Avishy Cohen, a private of the reserve paratroopers unit which is scheduled for guard duty at the border fence near Metula, predicted:
I wouldn't even fart in his general direction. Mahmoud / Shmahmoud - big deal!

10 comments:

tallandrich.com said...

i can see your panties! LOL!

Dick Stanley said...

Why not save the expense and just answer his rock with a hand grenade?

Dick Stanley said...

OT, I realize that those of the atheist persuasion seldom hear rabbinic sermons, but you can read this one. It's a winner. Via RubinReports:

http://primerct.blogspot.com/2010/09/ehr-kumt.html

David All said...

"I blow my nose in your general direction!" - A French knight on a castle's ramparts taunting King Arthur (Graham Chapman) in Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail. Perhaps this is what the Israeli border guards should do when Mahmoud the Mad appears. 

SnoopyTheGoon said...

But you know that they will say "disproporional reponse" imeediately!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

That's fine, Dick. Being atheist doesn't mean one is forbidden to enjoy a good sermon. Thanks, it was a good one.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

I hav eto check whether one is allowed to blow his nose when on guard duty ;)

Dick Stanley said...

That's where the problem starts, right there. Caring what "they" say.

jams o donnell said...

Perhaps an IDF honour guard should ahve awaited him. On the order they could have  given him an example of military precision mooning!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

I would dare say that even mooning is an effort too much for the occasion.