09 August 2010

Wow, Fidel, it is so uncool, dude!

A man, even as macho and as full of himself as Fidel (The Beard) Castro, should know when to retire. As it is, the public transition from the la la land of dictators to the la la land of senile octogenarian dictators is being too public for prudence we like to observe in VIPs.

He said he was sure that China and "the Soviets", an apparent reference to Russia, the former Soviet Union, did not want a world nuclear war and would work to avoid it.
I hate to be the one who breaks the news, dear Beard, but your comrade Nikita K. and your comrade Leonid B. and your other comrades are already pushing up the daisies, and so does the good ole Soviet Union.

And you should become more... how to say it... proactive in the same direction.

6 comments:

jams o donnell said...

He certainly is an old fossil now

littlepigboy said...

Yes well, by the looks of it, you have seen your fair share of fossils in your time! LOL!

Katie said...

The next thing you'll know is that he'll turn up next year at Spring Training wanting to try out for the Yankees.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yep, it coulf be a lifesaver for them Yankees.

David All said...

Evan at his age, Castro would be able to pitch  for the Washington Nationals and probably be an overall improvement for the pathetic Nationals' pitching staff.

I forget the details, but I do believe that Castro around 1950 or so was offered a contract to pitch for the "farm" or minor league team that was a satilite of a major league baseball team. It acutally may have the Yankees, but I do not for sure. Unfortunately for Cuba, Fidel decided to go into politics instead.    

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yeah. It shows that everyone should follow his natural talent. And here we are...