31 August 2010

Lynn Turner, the antifreeze lady, is no more

ATLANTA -- The Georgia Department of Corrections says a woman serving a life sentence for killing her husband and her boyfriend with antifreeze has died at the Metro State Prison in Atlanta.
She made him some Jell-O.
This seemingly innocuous, but fraught with tension, mystery and foreboding sentence will never leave my mind. Especially at meal time.

But at least now I'm able to eat green Jell-O without my hands shaking too much...

6 comments:

jams o donnell said...

Green jelly? I am sure only the anti freeze made palatable!

Dick Stanley said...

Hey, that stuff isn't Kosher, anyhow. Now you know why.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Who knows? I am not into cooking, besides I think real man should drink antifreeze like water.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Testing

David All said...

Shoot, I am suppose to eat Jell-O the day before my colonscopy next Wednesday!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Make sure you know who prepare it ;)

And don't argue with that person before cooking!