11 July 2015

The 12th (Hidden) Imam found or Catholic Church as the mother of Islam. Conpiracy rules!

First of all, to get any baseless suspicions out of the way: "conpiracy" is not a typo, it is a XXI century post-modernist, post-commonsense thing, as you will soon learn.

My old friend, a Turkish conpiracist Aangirfan unwittingly helped me to connect some pretty important dots, penning (keyboarding) a post titled CATHOLICISM AND ISLAM - CONPIRACY THEORY.

According to this post, a bloke named Walter Veith* discovered the real roots of Islam. Mr Veith has revealed this shocking truth in an hour and a half long video, attached to that linked post by Aangirfan. Of course, I don't have the energy required to watch this video, full of other discoveries, according to Aangirfan. But you could, thanks to the intertubes and other wonders of modern communications media . So here is the gist of the discovery:

"What is the truth behind Islam? It is a secret creation of the Roman Catholic Church, invented by the Vatican and planted in the Middle East to stamp out the last remnants of non-Catholic “true” Christianity."
While Walter Veith is an uncommonly astute fellow, as far as field studies are concerned, he is, most probably, not very good in seeing the big picture. Nor is my friend Aangirfan. But it's not a big issue, since here I am, armed by all the powers vested in me by the Elders. And the dots will be connected in a jiffy.

First of all, we can safely declare that the search for the 12th aka Hidden Imam is over. The dream of many Islamist fundies, the learned fellow Mahmoud Ahmadinejad among others, came true. Here he is:


It should be noticed, before anyone starts using names, that Hidden Imam is not a specific person but a position. In this case a position manned by a long chain of gentlemen who contributed to the secret creation of Islam and planting... well, you have already read this if you are here.

Now, to let you in on the other facet of the Troof, hidden for thousands years from the prying eyes: check out this:

Pope Francis is a Jewish Imposter

I cannot provide a link due to our policy of not linking to such places, but a quick google will definitely bring you there. And of course, I can neither deny nor confirm this statement, leaving it to your feverish imagination to complete the picture.

Which is real easy now, thanks to me.

(*) Definitely a fascinating fellow. Worth a follow-up or two later.

14 comments:

peterthehungarian said...

What is this unidentified stuff between the two halves of a normal sandwich?

peterthehungarian said...

Only an interesting fact: The site you want to hide from your readers due to its brave discoveries of the secrets of the Elders is a favorite source of some "anti-Zionist" Guardian commenters.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

That would be a symbolic reminder of that mistake, to stay as part of a tradition. You know how Brits hold on to their traditions...

SnoopyTheGoon said...

If you mean Mr Makow, yes, he is a totally deranged Joo that will provide anything for entertainment of the masses.

Sennacherib said...

Sennacherib agrees with the sentiment expressed, but is dismayed by the unfortunate connotation of the photo, especially after the recent Supreme Court decision.

peterthehungarian said...

Are they "masortim"?

peterthehungarian said...

http://ukmediawatch.org/2014/09/01/focus-below-the-line-profile-of-anti-zionist-guardian-commenter-eileen-kuch/

SnoopyTheGoon said...

I see what you mean, but the timing can't be helped. I predict that the Supreme Court will not interfere with the new way of putting meat in one's mouth ;-)

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Very ;-)

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yes, that same Makow that is mentioned in that article. The man is a rug-munching obsessive.

Dick Stanley said...

I still insist that the 12th imam is a corruption, a foolish misunderstanding, of the 12th Man at Texas A&M University.

http://aggietraditions.tamu.edu/team/12thman.html

Someday the goat-lovers will figure out their screwup and bow to the superior concept.

Dick Stanley said...

Aha! Another foolish mistake. What some have recorded as a "sandwich" really is a "Shrewsbury" after the true inventor.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Ha ha ha! Now it is finally explained, although the Popes might be hurt but that.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Let's hope that the true sandwich will find its way into our kitchens now. In fact, there is a tradition of Argentinian folks to put a slice of a steak between two slices of a steak for their sandwiches.