It is probably a blessing that human tongue is one of the very few boneless appendages. Otherwise this case of editorial craftsmanship would have surely ended in multiple fractures:
I fell in love with that "pro-Russian missile" stunt. Don't you admire it?
Imagine that hangar at an advanced missiles factory somewhere in the Russian boonies, where the finished missiles take an oath of allegiance...
But the tongue twisters don't end there, continuing to the foggy Netherlands:
Dutch accident investigators say that evidence points to pro-Russian rebels as being responsible for shooting down MH-17, according to a source who has seen the report.The so called "pro-Russian rebels"... yeah, sure, the simple folks who are supposed to be armed by
No one wants to anger the Russian bear, as flea-bitten and mangy as it might be.
Fine with me.
Update: the unfortunate headline changed to:
Yeah, so who pressed the button after all?