13 July 2015

If you dream of a Jew...

From a Russian dream interpretation site:

If you dream of a Jew - there is an an insidious person who tries to humiliate you in your environment. Dialogue with a Jew in a dream promises you a successful way out of the predicament, in which you are caught because of your cheating colleagues. Punishment awaits the guilty, and you shall get a reward for work well done.
Hear, hear!

The only other case I was able to find, where a specific nation  figures, was about an Egyptian:
If you were an Egyptian in your dream, it means that in your heart you are an actor and crave recognition, although you don't deserve any special merits. Stop putting on a mask when talking with people, be real. People see hypocrisy subconsciously and do not trust you. Show your true colors and your relationships with others shall improve.
Oh well, whatever.

14 comments:

Sennacherib said...

The bottom one is of course the world renowned Chef Inspector of the Surete, Clouseau! The other is uncanny, Dreyfuss must be informed, at once. Kato..... Kato, now where is that inscrutable beggar?

Sennacherib said...

As luck would have it, I have in my possession an Israeli foreign ministry video of pure Gold so to speak.
https://youtu.be/ewgqirs8GGA

LouiseShah said...

I know the second one, but I can't remember his name. Come on. Tell me.

LouiseShah said...

Oh. Should have looked at the existing comments.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Indeed this is our Foreign Ministry in a nutshell.

Sennacherib said...

You guys are really too much you know. You get to be in dreams AND interpret them. My old pal Darius the "Mede" told me all about Daniel. Completely messed up his lions, ruined the lot and not even with a by your leave. Makes any good Assyrian want to go kick an Amorite in the ass just hear him holler.

Dick Stanley said...

Dream Jews, eh? Sort of like garden gnomes, except less solid.


Dream Egyptians, however, sound too close to Dream Arabs which might lead to unpleasantnesses with goats and such.

Dick Stanley said...

Ah, but does your Monsieur Gold have the requisite accent?

Dick Stanley said...

This is a perfect use of YT linking. Right to the point. And funny, too.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

That too.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

You should hear him speaking Hebrew. He does have a quite funny Anglo accent.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

And applicable to some of our FM employees andn also to some politicos, not to forget.

Sennacherib said...

I would swear Sellers got the accent from Jacques Cousteau of "Calypso" fame.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Who knows, maybe it was the other way around ;-)