The catalog of crimes by Jang Song-Thaek, the traitor and despicable human scum

I have decided to prepare a detailed list of the crimes ascribed by the light into all nations, dear respected Marshal Kim Jong Un, the First Secretary of the WPK, to Jang Song-Thaek, now deceased, a traitor to the nation for all ages and despicable human scum. Since the service personnel and people throughout the country are eagerly promoting and expecting a wave of tourism, it is vital for you, my dear reader, to know which activities should be avoided when traveling in the Juche country. Especially since NK leaders decided to erase the mention of the traitor from written history. Soon it will be impossible to learn from his mistakes (traitorous deeds, in fact). So I have decided, with revulsion and disgust, to wade into the cesspool of this despicable human scum's bio, so you will not have to do it.

These two NK documents were used in compilation of the crimes. In addition, this unique document by a British group Anglo-Peoples Korea/Songun served to complete the picture. So here comes the list:

• Counter-revolutionary
• Anti-party
• Factional
• Schemed in a most two-faced manner to restore capitalism
• Aimed to make the DPRK either a colony of the US or a satellite state of a certain big power
• Sabotaged parts of the DPRK independent national economy
• Selled off the resources of the DPRK at a low price
• Disrupted the production of Juche steel, Juche fertiliser and Juche vinalon(!)
• Weakened the party's guidance over judicial, prosecution and people's security bodies
• Committed irregularities and corruption
• Led a dissolute and depraved life
• Tried to overthrow and destroy the DPRK from within and restore capitalism
• Gnawed at the unity and cohesion of the party
• Disturbed the work for establishing the party unitary leadership system
• Perpetrated such anti-state, unpopular crimes as doing enormous harm to the efforts to build a thriving nation and improve the standard of people's living
• Pretended to uphold the party and leader but was engrossed in such factional acts as dreaming different dreams and involving himself in double-dealing behind the scene
• Shunned and obstructed in every way the work for holding President Kim Il Sung and Kim Jong Il in high esteem for all ages,
• Behaved against the elementary sense of moral obligation and conscience as a human being
• Desperately worked to form a faction within the party by creating illusion about him and winning those weak in faith and flatterers to his side
• Prompted by his politically-motivated ambition, he tried to increase his force and build his base for realizing it by implanting those who had been punished for their serious wrongs in the past period into ranks of officials of departments of the party central committee and units under them
• Did not sincerely accept the line and policies of the party, the organizational will of the WPK, but deliberately neglected their implementation, distorted them and openly played down the policies of the party
• Made no scruple of perpetrating such counter-revolutionary acts as disobeying the order issued by the supreme commander of the Korean People's Army
• Weakened the party's guidance over judicial, prosecution and people's security bodies, bringing very harmful consequences to the work for protecting the social system, policies and people
• Seriously obstructed the nation's economic affairs and the improvement of the standard of people's living in violation of the pivot-to-the-Cabinet principle and the Cabinet responsibility principle laid down by the WPK
• Put under control the fields and units which play an important role in the nation's economic development and the improvement of people's living in a crafty manner, making it impossible for the economic guidance organs including the Cabinet to perform their roles
• By abusing his power, he was engrossed in irregularities and corruption, had improper relations with several women and was wined and dined at back parlors of deluxe restaurants
• Ideologically sick and extremely idle and easy-going, used drugs and squandered foreign currency at casinos while he was receiving medical treatment in a foreign country under the care of the party
• And the worst of the worst (thanks to Yitzchak): half-hearted clapping when Kim Jong Un was unanimously elected "vice-chairman of the Central Military Commission of the Workers' Party of Korea at the Third Conference of the WPK". Takes the cake, that one...

This list really boils one's blood, I have to say. Thankfully, dear respected Marshal Kim Jong Un has struck a telling blow at the traitor.

Now, dear reader, you know what not to do while you enjoy the hospitality of dear respected Marshal Kim Jong Un, the First Secretary of the WPK. And if an urge (to take one example) to obstruct the nation's economic affairs and the improvement of the standard of people's living in violation of the pivot-to-the-Cabinet principle and the Cabinet responsibility principle laid down by the WPK grips you - think again.