Uncle/shmunkle: Kim Jong Un giveth, Kim Jong Un taketh away

Or, rather, first Kim Jong Un taketh away and then Kim Jong Un giveth. That bothersome uncle issue needed to be resolved, and so it was, in a prompt and decisive manner:

The accused Jang brought together undesirable forces and formed a faction as the boss of a modern day factional group for a long time and thus committed such hideous crime as attempting to overthrow the state by all sorts of intrigues and despicable methods with a wild ambition to grab the supreme power of our party and state.

That just for starters, but let's go directly to the summary:

The accused is a traitor to the nation for all ages who perpetrated anti-party, counter-revolutionary factional acts in a bid to overthrow the leadership of our party and state and the socialist system.

That's about 5 or 7 death sentences combined, and I am being softhearted and generous here.

But Lardy Doughboy doesn't always take away, and here he performs a miracle (or, as KCNA usually calls it - a feat) of revival:

The service personnel were seriously wounded in an accident that occurred in April last while waging a high-pitched drive to reclaim the Sepho tableland, true to the order of the Supreme Commander. Upon learning about this, Kim Jong Un made sure that they were brought back to life and completely cured at the college hospital.

So, as you can see, it is not all black and white.