The human species began as the hybrid offspring of a male pig and a female chimpanzee, a leading geneticist has suggested. The startling claim has been made by Eugene McCarthy, of the University of Georgia, who is also one of the worlds leading authorities on hybridisation in animals.It doesn't take a genius nowadays to know who are the descendants of apes and pigs, surely. If so, and I wouldn't argue with a sacred book of Quran, the conclusion must be clear - all people are Jewish.
I am saying that the conclusion is almost final, because somebody named PZ Myers published a criticism of good Dr McCarthy. The author got quite incensed during the writing of the article, offering the following experiment toward the end of it:
But here’s the deal: maybe I’m completely wrong. This is an experiment that is easily and relatively cheaply done. Human sperm is easily obtained (McCarthy probably has a plentiful supply in his pants), while artificial insemination of swine is routine. Perhaps McCarthy can report back when he has actually done the work.Methinks the experiment could be even simplified a bit, and I shall be holding my breath waiting for the results - if Dr McCarthy is ready and willing to lend a... er... hand.
What will prophet Muhammad say, I wonder?