05 December 2013

Hassan al-Laqqis - PBUH, acute lead poisoning - but not by Zionist entity!

Sometime MSM uncritically publish things beyond a most feverish imagination:

A high-ranking security official told Lebanon's The Daily Star that unidentified, pistol-wielding gunmen shot Mr. al-Laqis in the head and the neck five times.
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Hezbollah, in its statement, said Israel had tried to kill al-Laqis, who is reportedly close to the group's leader Hassan Nasrallah, on several occasions, but only succeeded this time.
Five bullets? There is no freaking way a Mossad operative would get an allotment of five bullets at these turbulent times, when a wave of austerity measures is going to hit us all because of Bibi's family's living expenses. No, I suggest you all look for the real culprit after studying the following picture of the untimely deceased:


I am more than sure that you would agree: the man was definitely killed by a group of outraged fashion designers. He was a living and walking challenge to good taste, no matter what is the observer's religious, political, racial or gender persuasion.

And more: I bet that there are many more bullets where he was hit: them fashion designers are not known for sharpshooting.

8 comments:

SnoopyTheGoon said...

"the man was definitely killed by a group of outraged fashion designers" First the Red Square Hand Bag and now this. The french are up to something!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

From the great western sage, P. J. O"Rourke: "wonder how many of the
people who profess to believe in the leveling ideas of collectivism and
egalitarianism really just believe that they themselves are good for
nothing. I mean, how many leftists are animated by a quite reasonable
self-loathing? In their hearts they know that they are not going to
become scholars or inventors or industrialists or even ordinary good
kind people. So they need a way to achieve that smugness for which the
left is so justifiably famous. They need a way to achieve self-esteem
without merit. Well, there is politics. In an egalitarian world
everything will be controlled by politics, and politics requires no
merit.".

SnoopyTheGoon said...

French are always up to something, and usually successfully.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

This is a good explanation why we all have all these crooks, lazy no good bounders and all manner of thieves ruling us.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

No assassin of any worth would use 5 bullets. No this was an amateur. Definitely NOT a Mossad hit. Look to the Saudis.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Saudi fashion designers, you mean. Yes, that's getting closer to the truth.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Funny!!! :-) james ainoris

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Thanks, we aim to please ;-)